On the way to the bowling alley and Texas Brahmas hockey games lately, I've noticed yet another of those annoyingly smug billboards from those deceiving idiots at iamsecond.com.
Said billboard's Easter message smugly reads:
"It's not about a bunny."
At first I was irritated, my usual reaction to any of those insidious "I am Second" billboards, but the other day I got to chuckling and thought to myself,
"You know, they're right. It's most definitely NOT about a "bunny", that would be SILLY! It's about a fictional Jewish zombie!"
I hope to see the day when some enterprising atheist group with deep pockets counters with my version of the billboard. Of course, this is bible-belt Texas, so you'd have to find a billboard-owning company with the balls to sell the billboard space and who isn't worried about offending the delusional masses.